vachina

A Chinese vagina.

I think I'm heading to Ming's Whorehouse to get me some of that mean vachina.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Vachoda

A Vachoda is a very loose and wide vagina that has lots of sag on it, like hanging off the sides or drooping far down. This word derives from the word chode which is a short and wide penis.

1.Jenny stop wearing short shorts i can see the sag from your vachoda hanging down.

2. Your vachoda is so wide you could almost fit a football in it.

3.Jenny how do you keep the sag from showing? Do you roll it up and tape it to your leg or what?

by Ronald Robichaud April 29, 2008

vachode

A vagina that is more open than it is deep.

"Sup man?"

"I dumped my girlfriend last night..."
"Whyyyy?"
"I figured out she has a nasty vachode last night!"
"That's nasty"

by Branop October 18, 2011

bois de vache

18th and 19th century (French) fur trapper term for the use of dried buffalo excrement in place of firewood, a practice adopted from Native Americas of the great plains.

(literally, "wood of the cow" or "cow wood")

Messrs. I implore you, given the frightful chill on this expansive and treeless prairie, might you be so kindly disposed as to collect for us some bois de vache so that we might warm our bodies and lift our spirits?

by John C. Fremont August 9, 2009

vachach

Slang word for vagina, often used in vulgar sentences to describe the female reproductive organ in a less than flattering way.

Wow I feel like I've been punched in the vachach!

by Feedusafetuss February 9, 2010

VaChina

Where babies are made. Almost China but not. VaChina.

Where did you get that baby?

Oh from VaChina.

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

Vacha

The short of a cigarette, or for those of you who dont smoke, a little left from not smoking it all.

You light up a cigarette, smoke half, put it out, and smoke it later. That is the Vacha.

by Coco for COO COO puffs November 22, 2007