joe vollet

a person whose presence with females is nonexistent.

Wow that dude is such a joe vollet, he totally doesn’t know how to talk to girls

by UberGoober84 June 18, 2019

internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome

Noun: Repeatedly ordering items online which are much smaller than you first thought.

"Wow, all of my Christmas presents were tiny. Were they supposed to be this small?"
"No, but I got them online."
"Well, I guess you suffered from internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome."

by Jeetmaster9000 February 11, 2022

vomet

to pee

lisa: i'm vometing out of my vagina
Jesse: eww, that's gross

by jesseiscool69 November 2, 2008

Vomlette

A tiny pathetic sick, so small you feel embarassed that you actually threw up.
Also know as a vomit omlette.

Urgh I don't want to vomlette tonight, that's not cool.

by RhiRhi88 June 24, 2008

Ishan Voleti

Big gay faggot who wants to be a fucking gay slut when he grows up

Ishan Voleti is a faggot

by Boi911 May 20, 2019

volumetrics

1. noun; of, relating to, or involving the measurement of multiple volumes

ex: Volumetrics are an integral part of warehouse operations.

by Mikal Abbott April 29, 2012

Ishan Voleti

Biggest Gay Shit who watches gay porn every day . He is also a fucking retarded bitch

Ishan Voleti is a mega gay shit who watches gay porn.

by Boi911 May 15, 2019