Violin

The invisible instrument that your friends or collegues play for you when you sound like a little bitch.

You - Dude, how in the fuck does my boss expect me to do all of this bullshit for him on such short notice?

Me - <<playing an invisible violin>>

You - AHHHHHHHHHH !

by Xx-JC-xX October 14, 2009

Violin

a torture to your hands.

What a great violin.

by FunniestEnglish February 02, 2021

Violining

The act of using a violin, I thought it was obvious enough 🤨

“You know me, I'm violining up in this place!”

by Franky1228 December 16, 2021

violin

The highest instrument in the string family.
Also the only musical instrument that asian children are permitted to play.

Asian Child: Dad, i want to play the guitar.
Father: Daughter, it's pronounced "violin".

by bob the amazing person October 23, 2012

violin

Noun
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1) An instrument which is fun to play when you vibrato the ‘G’ string with your pinky.
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1) Mom said, “Don’t rape the fucking violin.”

by Johnson. April 08, 2018

Violin

When a cat licks its own private parts, it puts one leg out like the bow of a violin. (verb, Australian)

Aww Jeeze Twinkletoes, do you have to 'do violin' while I am eating my bacon sanga ? Tha'ts just so... In my face !

by Lemonseed June 08, 2012

The Violin

Were you tell your sex partner to close there lips and make a humming sound and you proceed to taking you penis and strumming it up and down on there lips.

I gave that hoe The Violin last night nigga!

by Flapjack boy July 13, 2008