Venezuela

1. Venezuela is a country that people(especially gringos) dont know:
a) exist
b) where its located if they know it exists
c) that it exists, is in south america and is full of riches i.e: oil
4. Producer of Cacique and Polar.
5. Manufactures Hummer parts by underpaid workers for corporate foreign bastards.
6. Has an intelligent president that cares about his people, unlike Bush and some past leaders.
7. Always in the top 5 in the Miss Universe pageant.

Mi presidente hasta el 2021! Vota no para una Venezuela mejor. Venezuela es del pueblo

by VotaNOOOOO!!!!! December 3, 2005

Venezuela

Venezuela has good dick

Venezuela The very best

by Dominicanodealla May 15, 2022

Venezuela

The country where I buy all my cocaine and meth

I went to Venezuela to buy drugs a few weeks ago.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 22, 2023

Venezuela

Yeah? What language do they speak there?

Hym "What language do they speak in Venezuela? Spanish? Portuguese? How complex are those? I think Spanish is less and Portuguese is more... Well I know that Spanish is less complicated than English... So is Portuguese more complicated."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

Venezuela

place. Former pristine tropical paradise discovered and turned into an idyllic Eden by land-hungry wandering tribes after the last ice age, then turned into a horrible slave state by gold-hungry europeans, turned into a corrupt failing state by power-hungry marxists, and recently acquired so as to be turned into the 51st state by oil-hungry despots. Also a source of copra, robust copra miners, chicle, edentulous chicle chewers, mediocre center backs, middling relief pitchers and patulous cloacae. Venezuela, ranked a dismal 147th by the IIHF and a solid 12th by Amnesty International before their forced takeover, after a brief war incongruously began by a nation led by a recent Peace Prize recipient, is proudly confident that their return to enslavement will be rewarded by higher rankings from both organizations.

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I’ve been up all night working on it and a 51st star for Venezuela won’t fit evenly on Old Glory. I can do 52 easily though. So do we steal Canada’s water while rescuing the servile drones from their communist leaders or do we save those whale-gobbling Greenlanders from a manufactured walrus invasion?

Greenland sir. You and Elon could make billions manufacturing us some very life-like walruses.

by gnostic3 January 6, 2026

Venezuela Taco Stand

This involves 2 girls and several men. The first girl will stand on her head and insert a whole bottle of Tabasco sauce in her anus, the other girl will be on her knees next to her. The men will line up and dip their penis's into the girls anus and then move to the next girl and have her lick the sauce from his penis and testicles.

"Was that great last night when we had the Venezuela Taco stand Jules or what?"

by rockyr June 11, 2006

Venezuela boat ride

When a man shoots his cum into the scare of a another person's hair lip scare

I gave that girl a venezuela boat ride last night

by Truck slut 80 February 10, 2021