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vehicle pursuit

Chase over a person, a very common term in the Police is used when a person starts to run away for some reason.
Police I:Hey, active vehicle pursuit!
Police II:Okay, responding!
by ljosmi June 12, 2021
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mall assault vehicle

A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.

The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
by kajoe October 20, 2006
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Crossover Utility Vehicle

A vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van.
"It's not a mini-van its a crossover utility vehicle"
by Ersatz February 18, 2010
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Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those
by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007
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Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)

Any Type of Vehicle with Fred Durst, DMX, Redman and Methodman driving in it singing as loud as they can.
Kumar: Dude there's a fucking Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) down the block we should check it out.

Harold: I don't have time man, I've got too much work to take care of due in the office tomorrow.
by neard2000 January 4, 2010
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Mormon Assault Vehicle

Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.

The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.
Yo, did you see that? That Mormon Assault Vehicle almost cracked us!

Pay attention bitch!
by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005
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