Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016

uterospect

Disregarding all outside factors or influences, usually when examining a situation or object. Aimed at obtaining a fresh perspective.

Jane formed her own opinions because she would examine things in uterospect.

by zob zylan February 13, 2007

uterine migraine

Cramping so violent and painful that it feels like a migraine is going on in your uterus.

"OMG, I feel like I'm in labor. I have a total uterine migraine."

by pablo_neruda August 17, 2009

uterine jewelry

an intrauterine contraceptive device (iud)

I'm going to the box doc today for my annual uterine jewelry inspection.

by gefion October 18, 2010

Uteran Tracking Device

A built in GPS that some females have.

I know where you are because I have a Uteran Tracking Device.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

in utero enigma

mystery surrounding the attributes of an unborn child

I have no idea what gender my baby is! It's a real in utero enigma.

by Justineer March 13, 2011

Uteran Fat

The area of a woman's body that is below her navel but above her crotch. This area becomes extremely pronouced when wearing ill fitting, high wasted jeans or pants. Most prounced when wearing a tighting fitting pair of pants which taper at the hips.

My elementry school teacher always wore the worst jeans that exposed her excess of uteran fat.

by lesserbrain May 13, 2005