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urinate me off

To make mad; interchangeable with “piss me off
Television and telephone companies really urinate me off when they constantly overcharge me!
by L1ttle September 15, 2018
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Urimare

Urimare is the name given to incredible girls, the legend says Urimare's have the ability of being above everyone else thanks to they're beauty and intelligence, descendents of a water goddess.

Urimares are usually really hot and people can't resist to look at them for a second. They're bodies and personalities are usually incredible and sexy, that make people fall in love with Urimares very easily.

Urimare is also the centre of attention, they love to be in the center, call attention the attention of everyone and shine more than the sun itself.

Urimares lives usually in a 2D world but that's kinda hot, they love anime and videogames.

They are very talented with they hands and very creative, they can make incredible pieces of art.

Everyone who has the chance to date one Urimare would be so lucky that they are never going to forget her and be madly in love with her for the rest of they're lives.
Guy 1: My crush is totally incredible

Girl 1: yeah mine too
Guy 1: who is your crush?
Girl 1: Urimare
Guy 1: .... Me too.
by AsunaElric November 21, 2021
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Ulimate

The Rigotdamndiculous way of spelling Ultimate
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urinate into this crater

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."

The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.

The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."

He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
They need to urinate into this crater.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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uritated

Experiencing anger or irritation to the point of needing to relive onesself.
This woman always says she is busy when I ask her out... it makes me feel so uritated!
by WyoJimmy September 13, 2022
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Urinate

Discharging of urine.
Especially up through 9-years-old, though with my 1 pant down, I urinate on myself due to I urinate inside my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies.
by FrroRdn June 22, 2024
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