upsie wupsie

a method of jerkin' your gerkin'.. moving up from the base to the tip till you jizz on the girls face

dude, i did the upsie wupsie last night... goddamn it got messy.

by cody dale October 2, 2006

Upsessed

To be upset whilst being obsessed

After you break up with a clinger, the chick is "upsessed"

by Haemotoxin February 4, 2015

Uppies

When a female picks you up curls you while giving you oral head.

Last night Susan gave me some fire uppies

by Pizza Crew July 18, 2022

Upsessed

Twitter users attempt to spell 'obsessed' #FailMiserably

So recently I've been upsessed with Duck Dynasty. Methinks it's the best show on telavision.

by Brian Elwoods December 21, 2013

uppies

drugs that turn you up like adderall, speed and so on

do you have some adderall? i want uppies!

by tonivabene February 19, 2023

Ubsies

Accidentally getting into the wrong Uber.

Abby got in the wrong Uber. Ubsies!

by carrotworm October 5, 2018

Upsessed

when ur upset abt something so u wanna get over it but u keep obsessing over it too

jacob was so hot but *sobs* his pp was so small!

shhhh, why are u so upsessed? just get over it

by 💛𝖘𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖇𝖇👑 August 25, 2020