upsidedown piano

When fingering a girl, and using a variety of fingers to satisfy her.

I play expert on upsidedown piano

I just played Mozart - Piano Concerto No. 21 on that bitches pussy

by Bikemaster October 24, 2012

straight upsidedown

Like straight up but more thorough! Usage of straight upsidedown requires no bullshit and beats it like michael.

Straight upsidedown brah... what's the deal with becca and dan?!

by Sonny Bonds September 2, 2007

Upsidedown Morgan Freeman

The act of shitting on a girls face then shoving your dick in her mouth making her talk while shes hanging upside down

TB: Hey alex you want an upsidedown morgan freeman
Alex: Fuck yes

by abaysal December 23, 2009

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.

Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....

by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009

Upsidedown Teacup

when an older man and a younger man have sexual intercourse, the younger man on his back with his legs over the older mans shoulders is being penetrated anally whilst having a sex aid shoved in his mouth.

Upsidedown Teacup? OMG DUDE THAT SHIT IS WRONG

by GRAND KING PISSER January 15, 2010

upsidedown reach around

obvi a tugger from the back while hanging upside down on your local elementary school's monkey bars duh

dude bro chill it was sick gnar ass i got a upsidedown reach around last night from some sweet betty

by JEFF-BALLZ aka DJ J-BALLZ September 25, 2010

Yellowstone Upsidedown cake

When a girl stands above a guy's face and urinates all over his mouth, followed by her squirting on his face to ice the cake.

Suck it, don't swallow. Oh get me a piece of that Yellowstone upsidedown cake.

by Beaver Meat November 22, 2011