unidentified traffic jam

When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.

I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened.

by Bx Boy April 24, 2006

unidextrous

being able to perform what are usually two handed tasks with just one hand.

bob is ridiculously unidextrous i just saw him eating a steak with one hand

by khgrege February 14, 2009

Unidentified Farting Arsehole

When your with a group of people and someone farts without saying safety, but no one knows who did it.

Also known as a UFA

Char "Who did it, someone own up"
Josh "It was just another Unidentified Farting Arsehole"

by Bigcharsnudes October 3, 2018

unidentifiedflyingbill

the best sexiest and hottest mutual

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by zaryn August 21, 2021

Unidentified Flying Dick

A dick of an anonymous male that is levitating in the air.

What's that in the sky? It appears to be a UFD!(or Unidentified Flying Dick)

by Darkgod July 29, 2007

Uniden

Best Scanner Company in the word

Did you See that Uniden scanner it is awesome.

by eric harrjula January 16, 2009

unidentified paletted junk

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work

Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?

by Sexydimma February 12, 2015