unicorning

A term used to describe a person who, at work, magically dissappears and reappears throughtout the work, leaving you and your co-workers wondering where they go to waste time.

"Hey Jim, have you seen Corky?"
"No, he's unicorning again, there's no telling what he's up to."

by cj2liz February 11, 2015

unicorning

To fist a girl in the anal region or in the vaginal area with your middle finger sticking up.

Hey babe, I'm gonna be unicorning you all night long

by TheTaterBater March 18, 2015

Unicorning

Using jizz to shape the hair on one's head into a unicorn-like horn, and using it to fuck something/someone.

"I found a bottle of old jizz, so I decided to go unicorning."

by JK4297 March 2, 2009

unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass

My little pony unicorned me last night!

by jake August 6, 2004

Unicorning

To put up a shelf and, upon relative completion, have parts of the shelf remaining, whereupon they are put in to a jar. Over time the jar becomes the repository for remaining shelf bits.

Barry: "Why do you have a jar full of screws and stuff?"
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"

Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.

by A Nighthawks Odd Term June 8, 2012

Unicorning

When the hair by your parting decides to stick up in the air making the shape of a unicorn horn

Omg Ben is unicorning

by xx_Benjamin-Franklin_xx November 14, 2017

Unicorning

A software trick used by the authors of the Wikipedia's Visual Editor software, that sometimes makes it appear invisible unicorn-shaped characters in the text.

The article I was edited was broken because of all that unicorning.

by dialmove December 29, 2015