Unicorning

The new hottest dance move sweeping America, Oceania and the rest of the world. Chicks gobble your weiner after you unicorn.

Hot Girl: Damn look at that boy unicorning all over the place.

Hot Girl 2: Lets double team him.

by Chamster November 1, 2009

Unicorning

Wearing a rubber mask and posing in front of national monuments, cruising through inappropriate venues (funerals, banks, day care centers), dancing at musical festivals, sight-seeing, doing tourist stuff and also everyday things like going to Costco to get samples of food.

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by TheUnicornArmy September 6, 2013

Unicorning

Taking a shit in a Pringles can and sticking it to someone's windshield of their car. (Making their car a unicorn)

We bough a bunch cans of Pringles and once they were gone were went around Unicorning every car in the parking lot.

by HelenKellerxxx May 14, 2016

unicorning

A term used to describe a person who, at work, magically dissappears and reappears throughtout the work, leaving you and your co-workers wondering where they go to waste time.

"Hey Jim, have you seen Corky?"
"No, he's unicorning again, there's no telling what he's up to."

by cj2liz February 11, 2015

unicorning

To fist a girl in the anal region or in the vaginal area with your middle finger sticking up.

Hey babe, I'm gonna be unicorning you all night long

by TheTaterBater March 18, 2015

Unicorning

Using jizz to shape the hair on one's head into a unicorn-like horn, and using it to fuck something/someone.

"I found a bottle of old jizz, so I decided to go unicorning."

by JK4297 March 2, 2009

unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass

My little pony unicorned me last night!

by jake August 6, 2004