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unhappy squeeze

I cried then had an unhappy squeeze
by djungy July 13, 2014
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Unhappy Jacuzzi

The act of having your loved one not smile and blow you and instead deciding to make their way to the jacuzzi or some other leisure activity while you are stuck with no choice but to tug it out on your own.
I was lonely last night my girlfriend decided to not smile and leave me with an unhappy jacuzzi.
by Hot Karl Patel August 11, 2010
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unhappy trail

The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail.
When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp which read "oops" that they could read through his especially hairy unhappy trail.
by Uncle Wink September 4, 2007
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Unhappy Free Orc

Unhappy Free Orc is an experimental musical duo. In 2009 they released their first four albums, The Orcs Fighting Underhill, Last Chance to Evacuate Vuosaari City, Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly and Nazi Teddy Bears (Pure Evil). Rumours about a fifth album called Female Mailbox, claimed to be released in early 2010, have been flying around the musical inner circle of Eastern Helsinki for several months.
The Unhappy Free Orc needs to do some live performances.
by UFO!! February 5, 2010
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unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING
it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
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Unhappy ending

Sort of the same as a happy ending, only in this instance, they come on your back
Trevor was expecting something more from Phillip on their third date, but it ended up being an unhappy ending with mess everywhere ….
by Bondee August 28, 2025
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Unhappy Banana

It is when you take a sharpie marker and draw a frown face on a banana, then proceed to use it as a sex device without lubrication.
You got your unhappy banana all dirty, Steve.
by Uncle Splat January 11, 2023
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