by djungy July 13, 2014
Get the unhappy squeezemug. The act of having your loved one not smile and blow you and instead deciding to make their way to the jacuzzi or some other leisure activity while you are stuck with no choice but to tug it out on your own.
by Hot Karl Patel August 11, 2010
Get the Unhappy Jacuzzimug. When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp which read "oops" that they could read through his especially hairy unhappy trail.
by Uncle Wink September 4, 2007
Get the unhappy trailmug. Unhappy Free Orc is an experimental musical duo. In 2009 they released their first four albums, The Orcs Fighting Underhill, Last Chance to Evacuate Vuosaari City, Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly and Nazi Teddy Bears (Pure Evil). Rumours about a fifth album called Female Mailbox, claimed to be released in early 2010, have been flying around the musical inner circle of Eastern Helsinki for several months.
by UFO!! February 5, 2010
Get the Unhappy Free Orcmug. by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
Get the unhappy new yearmug. Trevor was expecting something more from Phillip on their third date, but it ended up being an unhappy ending with mess everywhere ….
by Bondee August 28, 2025
Get the Unhappy endingmug. It is when you take a sharpie marker and draw a frown face on a banana, then proceed to use it as a sex device without lubrication.
by Uncle Splat January 11, 2023
Get the Unhappy Bananamug.