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Unemployment Back 

A condition in which one's back hurts from sitting at a computer for 12 hours a day job hunting online.
"All of this job hunting has given me unemployment back."
Unemployment Back by Mandy D. M December 14, 2006

unemploymentating 

This is a portmanteau of "unemployment" and "marinating" meaning to simmer or bask oneself in unemployment for a short period of time.
Greta was clearly unemploymentating after being laid off, as she had made little effort at searching for another job.
unemploymentating by gretav2 December 27, 2009

Unemployment 

In the UK we have a saying. It goes like this. Whats green and gets you fucked? Your Giro! This sums up enemployment exquisitely - go down to the: job centre/ dole office / welfare - pick up your govermental contribution for food and rent, walk out of the building and directly into the nearest pub and spend every last penny of it on alcohol and drugs.
"It's bloody busy in ere, whats the beef?"
"We're next to the labour exchange guv."
Unemployment by OB August 29, 2005

Unemployment 

Damn nigga, is you still on unemployment
Unemployment by ExtraKrispy April 3, 2009

Unemployment 

Going to work and relating to people through work is something a lot of people dont take for granted when they become unemployed. You can survive without work or a social life, but theres a sense that something is missing if people try to do it for an extended time.
Unemployment isnt usually something people do for their own amusement.
Unemployment by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

Unemployment line 

The maximum point on your body that you can get a tattoo and still cover it up with clothing for a job interview
"I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on the back of my hand"
"Bad idea, bro. Better to get it below the unemployment line"