A large mass of gay, L, and a smaller, yet more concentrated one, C, will always cancel out the straightness of any 2 heterosexuals, J and G, within 50 feet of the affected homo area.
Based on evidence provided by the Gender Uncertainty Principle, those gay dudes over there are more gay than we are straight, as proven in this formula : LC > JG.
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The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.
I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.
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#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication
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Person one: Holy shit feminists want to #endfathersday
Person two: Nah that's a troll.
Person three: No It's real, here is a feminist writing for Huff Po saying it.
Person four: Guys its the Hiesen Poe uncertainty principle at play, It started on 4 chan but real feminist bought in just like with #freebleeding and #pissforequality. The Heisen Poe Uncertainty principle Similar to Poe's law and a weak man argument, it's when satire and genuine belief exist simultaneously .
Person two: Nah that's a troll.
Person three: No It's real, here is a feminist writing for Huff Po saying it.
Person four: Guys its the Hiesen Poe uncertainty principle at play, It started on 4 chan but real feminist bought in just like with #freebleeding and #pissforequality. The Heisen Poe Uncertainty principle Similar to Poe's law and a weak man argument, it's when satire and genuine belief exist simultaneously .
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