UTI 2.0

When you inject an IV Bag filled with diarrhea through your penis hole to brutally infect your urinary tract. This is also considered a cure for Cell Phone Anus Cancer.
When taking UTI 2.0, side effects may involve bleeding and/or painful urination, abdominal discomfort, kidney failure, muscle deterioration, high fever, gangrene, AIDS, testicular imbalance, pointy nipple cancer, rectal ejaculation, or talking scrotum syndrome. If you experience any one of these symptoms, take another UTI 2.0 to make your symptoms worse.
by Ratatoullie June 30, 2017
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UTI whore

"under-the-influence" whore. A girl that uses the excuse of being under the influence of drugs or alcohol to cheat and have sex with random boys.
Examples:
Bre: I'm sorry honey. I didn't know what I was doing. I was so wasted.
Boyfriend: You're such a UTI whore
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Person one: Bre have sex with all the guys at the party because she was drunk.
Person two: What a UTI whore. No wonder Taylor finally left her. She's been using that excuse five times already.
by Gat0rgirl November 17, 2009
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B-E-A-UTIFUL person

Extremely beautiful person. The kind of that make your heart beat a few times extra more. The first letters emphasizes meaning of the word.
pronouncing: B(ee) E(ee) A(y) utiful B-E-A-UTIFUL person
by theofilos April 19, 2006
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uti

uti (used to it).
Ava: No maci’s alr here but leaving in 30 minutes and i stayed home so dad would say no. so don’t be mad please.
Jayla: uti🤷🏽 ♀️.
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Uti

Anything (something,somebody,someone or an action) that relates to foolish,ignorant,dumb,reckless or senile.
Never rely on uti!!
by James the bear December 11, 2019
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Uti

Meaning: Olla Uti; be Uti
Vitun utikääpiö.
by mrvesa23 August 12, 2022
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uti

a infection on ur coochie that hurts so fucking bad omg it feels like Satan in ur coochie and if u don't treat it it will cause kidney failure and you'll die
me:holy fucking shit I have a uti I'm gonna die

also me:Jesus fuck my coochie hurts
by yummyfaggotmonster October 31, 2021
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