ur mom

Use when someone is asking you a nosy question or just something stupid as hell.
Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.

SARAH: Hey, whatcha guys talkin' about?
ASHLEY: ur mom.

by Stephie Thong February 27, 2003

Ur Mom

The thing that manufactured you.

Also a comeback.

guy 1: Dude what made me?
guy 2: Ur mom

by Turtles_ January 29, 2021

ur MOM

A highly derogatory phrase which replaces the subject of a person's sentence to form a base and unoriginal form of retaliation (for those with difficulty thinking of witty comebacks).

"That was a great sandwich."
"Ur Mom was a great sandwich! Oh! Diss!"

by bamboo shoot October 26, 2004

Ur Mom

Something Carl Wheezer tells Jimmy when he asks who Carl wants to fuck and suck

Jimmy: Who do you want to bang

Carl: *Vapes* Ur Mom

by Missionarydog69 November 07, 2019

ur mom

A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all comebacks. It can be used in a sentence, or by itself as a phrase.

Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Patient: Ur mom.

Enemy: You look like a dumpster fire.
You: So did ur mom after I fucked her senseless.

by Bubblecove106 September 22, 2019

Ur Mom

Ur Mom is typically very big gay. However does sleep with all your friends as they like to remind you at any opportunity possible. The information is usually followed by L.O.L (Lily’s on lawn).

“Hi, how are you?”
“Ha ha ur mom gay lol, I want to die”
“Me too”

by MyFuryRomance07 March 25, 2019

ur mom

a cliched insult used by unorigional and moronic douche bags

"i want to kill you for being a total idiot."

"well, uh, ur mom!"

by m0rph3us August 15, 2004