D.U.I

1) Dailing Under the Influence
2) Driving Under the Influence

1) 'Man I was so drunk last night I phoned my Ex and started talking dirty. Well thats what u get when you D.U.I, ay?'
2) 'Fucken Cops got me last night for D.U.I. Guess I had one to many, ay?'

by Lou October 5, 2004

c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f

Can You Suck My Sick Untill I Nut On Your Face

Him: Babygirl C.S.M.D.U.I.N.O.Y.F
Her: Yes,Daddy

by ForeveaMine November 17, 2020

D.U.I

Dialing under the influence. When you check your cell phone after a big night of drinking to find you’ve called all the wrong people.

You've D.U.I'd your ex, her mother, bestfriend, whoever you really would not call when your sober.

by brcic October 18, 2008

D.U.I Suicide

When something tragic in your life happens and you decide to get wasted and think suicidal thoughts thus inducing you to drive and kill yourself

Don't recommend suicide but if you are this is the way to go dying a hero

i can't belive that my girlfriend dumped me i think im gonna pull a D.U.I Suicide

by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

d.i.m.u

'do I miss you'

an abbreviation to get your ex to notice you so you can get attention
or if you don't know about them aka do you miss them or not.

*Caption*
ugh d.i.m.u?

by ItsYaBoi♕♥︎ June 29, 2018

D U I DAN

the drunk man I met at the bus stop

MAN:..." well he got fired for a DUI"
DAN:" hell everybody's got a DUI why do you think Im ridin' the bus ,used ta have a nice truck and everything"

by NIFTY NICK May 4, 2004

D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.

Dude Is Surely Getting (a)Ugly Seeping Totally Infected Nasty Groin

An unwanted sex tape is D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 13, 2008