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Phantom Typist

One who continuously appears to be "writing a message" when instant messaging. Gives the impression that the person is either hiding the truth, unable to make up their damn mind, or alternatively, is merely a shitty typist.
'...is writing a message' (for a lengthy period)
"Hurry the hell up, you damn phantom typist!"
by Lys November 28, 2004
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Titty typist

Working from home naked during rona, Woman with big ass droopy tits whose nipples type faster than her fingers
Wow Carly, that was a quick reply to my email, you is the bestest titty typist ever!
by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020
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Out-of-the-Room Typist

A person that continues to type their real-time, live message as you go get coffee, pick up the the printouts, and when you return, they are just finishing up what they intended to type.
I enjoy texting Terri, but as one of the worse out-of-the-room typist, she drives me insane.

I was texting to someone new last night and they were the worst out-of-the-room typists. I bet we sent 5 sentences all night.
by NotElvis2003 April 28, 2009
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Bad Typist

Someone who rejects even the most basic form of language and spelling in their typing on any given electronic device. The 'words' that they type can be very difficult to understand to the point of massive confusion. Though there may be many underlying reasons for their poor language usage, the fact still stands that they are a bad typist.
Bad typist: "i mm hvngg bd tday annf gett wurs whre u?!!!!!"
Confused Person: "What? I don't understand you."
by CentinalJam May 22, 2013
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typestyle

man, yo typestyle is whack! it took you 30 seconds for each line!
by Kyle H. April 18, 2005
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Typoist

Someone who makes a lot of typos online due to an unfortunate zealousness to post something and lack of perception.
"Hello, my name is Mary."
"Hello Mary"
"I am a typoist and I have gone two minutes without a typo"
-From a conversation at Typoist Anonymous
by APlethoraofPamelas October 22, 2011
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typist's block

Like writer's block but for typing. The phobia that you'll overwrite the best saved version of your work that stops you from editing and redrafting.
I had to redraft my novel with pen and pencil because whenever I sat down at the keyboard I got stuck with typist's block
by MyPy July 18, 2023
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