Twotenny

Metra #210, a pretty average commuter locomotive except for the fact that it is stalked by a deranged woman. This woman, a Chicago resident claims that she is married to 210 and regularly posts her bizarre rape fantasies involving the poor defenseless locomotive. I must denote for the curious, the woman closely resembles Grimace with a wig on, so you can only imagine how terrified 210 is of it's sexual advances.

"No locomotive at 14th street yard has been running around with it's air hose extended as much as METX 210 has over the last two months, this has resulted in some pretty awkward moments like that selfie I took with Twotenny on June 22nd lmao".

by Keoni-san August 26, 2021

Tropenis

meaning that one's penis is so large, it seems to be three penis' morphed into one super large penis. It is from the origin of "tro" meaning enormous and "penis" meaning a male's genitalia.

"Oh my God, forgot Gary's parsnip, I want your tropenis!"

by Toad Crack May 22, 2012

Topend

During or after sexual intercourse, while your "partner" is in the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position you unceremoniously back hand them to the bedroom floor or parking lot, depending on where the coitus is occuring.

Second definition:
While having sex in a plane or on top of a high cliff vigorous thrusting causes your partner to go ass over tea kettle.

Topended:
Becca was glad she had gone for the gold health plan at work. Getting "topended" into a moped will surely require stitches'.

Topending:
Marsha was only a flight attendant and wasn't suppose to jump with the other skydivers. However, "topending" is what she received from a randy instructor. Thankfully her fall to earth was short and filled with orgasms.

Topend:
Not being one to consider the needs of others, Bob would often "topend" his partner as soon as he busted a nut.

by Taco_Exchange and Monkey King March 3, 2009

topenga

Cockface, someone thats a dickhead or have an ugly face

You're a dirty topenga

by Topenga May 26, 2008

Twoper

is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper

Dude we cant go yet i gotta take a fucking twoper

by Dirty Dally November 3, 2009

Twopon

Twopon is two tampons, normally used if one tampon isn't enough.
Originally defined on the show "on the spot"

Girl 1: Stacie did you hear Becky uses twopons?!!

Girl 2: Gross!!

by Wtf is life?!!! August 7, 2016

Twokenism

The act, especially by politicians, of jumping on the latest 'Woke' bandwagon to garner media attention, popularity, and, whisper it ever so softly, votes....

He'd no idea what BLM was about but as soon as he saw the attention it was getting in the press the leader of the opposition simply had to ensure the press had a photo of him taking the knee (whatever that meant) a clear indication that his actions were mere twokenism.

by stephenroi December 11, 2020