Two's Up

nutha way 4 sayin save me half (on cig)

ste says - two's up phil
phil says - ryt den
ste says - safe

by Phillian June 22, 2005

two's

Sharing a cigarette between two people

"Do you want a cigarette?"
"Nah, i'll just two's you instead"

by little sister of eluria July 1, 2006

Two’s a Crowd

An undesirable situation for diners, because the pandemic has decimated so many lives worldwide that the authorities would allow foodcourts and restaurants to operate only if they limit to no more than one person per table at any time of the day.

Jeff was fined $3,000 the second time for breaking the “Two’s a crowd” rule twice, this time round for being caught at a fast-food outlet with an ex-colleague whom he’d not met for over a decade.

by Fasters March 6, 2022

two's up

two's up is the act of slipping one in a lady friend whilst your friend does the same on another orifice

i know it's a sunday but there's two's up on the cards... let's GO!

by nick williams January 13, 2009

terrible two's

No matter how old this kid is, they are always in their Terrible Two's when you have to babysit them.

Oh, you'll have to bear with Melanie - she's in her Terrible Two's.

by Angelacia June 9, 2007

Two's Up

A song by Australian Rock N Roll band AC/DC on their 1988 album Blow Up Your Video

The other day I was listening to Two's Up...what a killer track!

by accadaccadefinitions April 17, 2010

Two's On That

An Ely, UK, based coloquialism. This phrase is used when one wishes to express sarcastic appreciation for an object, person or event. Pioneers of this phrase can adapt to any circumstance, despite how inappropriate and seemingly moronic. Origin of this phrase from going twosies on a cigarette. The exact adaptation is hazy and unclear.

"Two's on that face!" - describes an ugly person
"Two's on those skinners!" - describes exceedingly tight trousers ("that" can be replaced with "those" and "them")

by Two's On That Name November 12, 2008