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twiterrhea

twiterrhea is the spewing of waste product out of the mind in 140 caricature bursts, clogging up someone else's mind with useless information from lonely self possessed people.
This condition is the shortened version of digirrhea, digirrhea is compound word made from digital and diarrhea, an equally devastating condition that can last until the power goes off in the house as well as in the mind.
omg i crked a nail. lol , twit me i m so bord. life sucks.lol
i burped.lol i thnk i c a bug. lol nature sucs lol. ok I have twiterrhea. omg.lol
omg, Dr I think I have twitterthea. lol. it just wont stop lol
by elan_decave October 10, 2010
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Twitterrhoea

The practice of posting a stream-of-consciousness burst of inconsequential messages on Twitter, often while watching popular television shows or cross-posted Likes while perusing other social media sites.
"The final episode of Breaking Bad triggered another bout of Twitterrhoea from my ex".
by dokoissho October 9, 2013
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Twitterbreak

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com
Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"

Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"

Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!
by Dexi February 17, 2009
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Twitterphant

A person who creeps up to a star on twitter in the hope of getting a reply so that they will then feel they are in some way, "hanging with the stars."
@TomCruise, I really loved you in Cocktail. How are the aliens? Hows cottaging?

The above person would be a Twitterphant, perhaps.
by MondoPondo March 20, 2009
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Twitterwhack

Enter exactly two words into a Twitter search and if only one single Tweet results that is a Twitterwhack. The proper response to a discovery of a Twitterwhack is to retweet it so that it is no longer a Twitterwhack. Appropriate tags are #Twitterwhack and #Twak
"@i_before_e: But Ozzy Osbourne denies he sold his soul to the devil. He used it to make a bong. #gnw"

This was the 1st official example of a Twitterwhack (devil bong) until it was retweeted of course.

"RT @amathyst87: @obicolkenobi Are they your testicles floating around in that glass?"

(glass testicles)
by Acidsmooth July 6, 2010
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twitterrheah

The activity of a person using twitter, the micro blogging service, to continuously send out a huge quantity of twitter messages, also known as tweets.
Nate must have twitterrheah, I'm going to have to unfollow him.
by spressler September 21, 2009
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TwitterHead

A female that disconnects from face-to-face social interaction. Communicates mostly through social media web pages such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram ect. Mostly for indirect activity as an escape from face-to-face confrontation. Refrains from saying their real perspective in person, rather they anonymously send messages.
A twitterhead would post a status about a specific group of people that they associate an individual with, rather than mentioning that individual in the post. Also they may post words that they couldn't express in person for a lost loved one that they are mourning for.
by TwitterHead April 1, 2015
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