twitticism

A vacuous and yet allegedly witty status update.

‘I don’t follow his tweets – he writes nothing but twitticisms.’

by stipemeistercentral July 7, 2009

Twitterish

An adjective used to describe someone (very) active on Twitter.

For the average internet-goer, being Twitterish only lasts for a short period of time after a Twitter account is acquired.

Becoming Twitterish may occur after someone realizes that have a large sum of followers (more than one), and feel that they would be let down if that someone doesn't tweet.

Nancy: Dude, ever since Johnny realized he had 3 followers, he's been so Twitterish! He dumped me "for the good of the community!"

by LPGhatguy June 28, 2011

Twittercide

Being eliminated from a position or social setting in the wake of posting stupid and/or offensive crap on Twitter.

"Always-On" Adam Orth became a victim of Twittercide today, being let go from Microsoft after managing to piss off nearly any XBox gamer with his dumbass #dealwithit remarks.

by heavyweightboxer April 10, 2013

twitterism

A word specific to the twitter.com universe. Usually formed by adding 'tw' to the beginning of any word. For example, a twitter meme is a tweme, and people on twitter are tweeple.

By gosh if we're not twareful, everything will become a twitterism! You know what I twean?

by BrianBenjaminCarter April 20, 2008

atomic twittercide

The tweet to end all tweets on a topic that you know is completely the right thing to tweet, but cannot handle the backlash that would follow such madness.

Mike set off an atomic twittercide bomb by telling Amy she looked fat in her new dress.

by Nicholas Giroux November 1, 2012

Twittercide

When you kill your career via stupid twitter comments.

Roseanne committed twittercide

by One21jiggawatts August 6, 2018

twitterpimp

a pimp who uses twitter to keep track of his hoes

Yo, Reggie is twitterpimpin' these days with all his hoes, making them hoes tweet dawg.

by mpierce_78 June 17, 2009