Toilified

Fear of using a public restroom

I'm too toilified to use the restroom at a rest stop

by areelcritic February 22, 2015

Twittified

Cut to 140 characters. Used when somebody is rambling and you'd rather they just get to the point. Also used just to shut people up.

Verbose fellow: Man, I was so totally bugging the other day for one of those big fat juicy burgers. You know, like the kind where the grease is just dripping off...

Rat fan (interupting): Twittified! Dude, just say you wanted a decent burger.

Verbose fellow: What? You mean to say that you think its ok to just interject in the middle of what somebody is saying simply because they have reached some pred...

Rat Fan (interrupting again): Twittified! Just say you think its rude.

Widespread use credited to Pastis in his Pearls Before Swine of early November '09.

by stanley hopkins November 3, 2009

Twixtified

When you realize that you haven't had a Twix bar for 3 years and go into a state of suspended animation for 50 seconds or longer. This could apply to anything and not just a Twix bar.

"Dammit! George is twixtified again!"

by 6464 November 12, 2017

Toolified

Being properly equipped with all the tools necessary to be 4:20💨 ready.

Ed:dude its almost 4:20
Sally: no worries man..... I got this
Ed: wow sally, your always so perfectly toolified 😃

by Me111113 November 30, 2021