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Twig Bitch

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Usually Skinny, fake, and annoying bitches who think they are better than everybody else.
They travel around in packs, rely on each other to back them up when they put down anybody who gets in their way for stupid reasons.
E.G
Twig Bitch 1: OMG! Jenna you are like, totally gay cos you don't even have a boyfriend!
Twig Bitch 2 : Like, totally and you're super fat.
Twig Bitch 3: Yeah, like, lay off the cheese burgers!

Jenna: At least I'm not a twig bitch like you!
by Not_A_Twig_Bitch August 25, 2013
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twig and berries

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Slang for the penis. The Twig being the penis itself, and the berries being the testicles.
Ouch! I just got kicked in the twig and berries.
by JB January 19, 2004
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Twig sex

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When two very skinny boys fuck each other in the ass 4 times in one day so there bones break and disintegrate and they die
Russ and Christian died because they were having twig sex
by Andrew large penis March 10, 2017
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twig and two berries

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a penis and two balls

a term used to describe your penis

when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis

see also berries
You hit me in the twig and two berries
by yo May 13, 2004
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dust the ole twig

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You get this filthy pig that hungry for some jizz and you take her on a car ride. Put 19 packets of sweet-n-low on your cock to sweeten the deal. As soon as she starts giving you head drive like a bat of a hell. Your mission.....GET PULLED OVER. As soon as you get pulled over pull up your pants and act innocent. She will have a sweet-n-low beard which resembles cocaine. Tell the officer she is crazy and strung out. Pop open a beer and watch her little ass get arrested.
I was taking a shit by the bowling alley and spotted a seventh day adventist. I got her in the car and she agreed to dust the ole twig... that shit was all over the newspapers for a week.
by FILTHYPIG October 11, 2006
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twig

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A small stick.

By extension of this, someone who is bone-thin, usually unattractively so, whether they are naturally that thin or not.

Usually accompanied by chicken legs and a lack of booty in both sexes, a lack of muscle tone in males, and a lack of breasts and hips and curves in females.

Also see Twiggy, legendary 1960s supermodel who idealized this androgynous, starving waif look.
"I'm not a twig and I refuse to be."
-Kate Winslet

This little twig is my granddaughter? Aren't you feeding her?! She looks like a swizzle stick!
by Lorelili November 23, 2009
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Twig & Giggleberries

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An absolutely amazing playlist of the most perfect tunes mankind has ever heard.
Also available in Mini's.. "Twig & Giggleberries"
by Snatch and Shaft June 12, 2012
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