twerkitis

twerkitis is having the need to twerk every 10 sec someone that cant keep the twerk in their bum it like someone that is addictted to achool but just twerkitis (but i dont black a got diagnosed with tweritis and trust me it is fun ) twerkitis is contagious

malinda has twerkitis she wont stop twerking it bad

by mahlindah November 4, 2020

twerkitis

twerkitis also known as the twering disease is a contagious disease that makes you twerk in random places and in innapropriate times. It is a pretty recent discovery and all genders can have it

stay safe
-Bad Bleep 2020

omg i think i have twerkitis ive been twerking a lot recently and especially in random places

by Boool November 5, 2020

twerkitis

twerkitis also known as the twering disease is a contagious disease that makes you twerk in random places and in innapropriate times. It is a pretty recent discovery and all genders can have it

stay safe
-Bad Bleep 2020

omg i think i have twerkitis ive been twerking a lot recently and especially in random places

by Boool November 5, 2020

Textitis

A common sickness in which the sufferer will absolutely not text someone no matter how much they want to. It is usually caused by this person being afraid of what the response will be (usually from someone of the opposite sex).

Common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: 'she is probably asleep', 'i'll text her later', 'i don't want to seem desperate', etc...

The most effective remedy for Textitis is to simply 'grow a pair'.

The most common effect of Textitis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.

"Dude, are you going to text her back or not?"
"No, I dont want to wake her up."
"Man, I think you have textitis."
"You're probably right. I dont know how to get rid of it though."
"The most effective treatment is to grow a pair. Or you can even purchase an artificial pair. I know a guy."

by freddy8289 March 2, 2010

Tweelitist

Perceived superiority based solely ones frequent Twitter usage.

"Josh told me I wasn't with it because I only tweeted five times last week. He's such a tweelitist."

by RoyalWithCheese February 26, 2009

Sweetitis

Sweetitis is a STS (Sexually Transmitted Sweetness) that you can give to whoever you want and they will for always think you're sweet.

Joe injected his new friend David with Sweetitis, because he is such a charmer!

by SuperD_2 October 16, 2008

Tweakitis

A person who is diagnosed with being a tweaker, or a person who constantly stays up and does random things.

look at that girl organizing the towels in aisle three, she must have tweakitis.

by thatoneguyoverthereinthestall December 30, 2009