Twatting

To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.

Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!

by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006

twittering

When writing a message on twitter. Used as a verb.

John: Hurry up man, we have to go.
Jake: Wait a second I'm twittering.

by lies03 May 1, 2008

twitterin

to twitter.

to post messages on twitter during your days to let people know what you are doing.

(1)damn son ive been twitterin all day long.

(2)yea son that twitter site is crazyy, i was twitterin all day yesterday.

by hustleman March 24, 2009

Twitterlingus

Flirting via twitter as a pretext for sex.

We were totally into twitterlingus long before we meet in real life.

by Joeyar April 19, 2009

Cyber-twatting

The act of setting-up or establishing a Twitter account in name of someone other then yourself without their permission or knowledge.

Cyber-twatting is illegal in California.

by Sweet River C June 11, 2009

Old Twitterfingers

A onetime popular nickname for the Crime Candidate, AKA the Orange Whale, when Twitter was Twitter and tweeting was tweeting.

Now that Twitter has been rebranded as “X” by the Muskman, we must all put our heads together and come up with another equally catchy nickname for Old Twitterfingers.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2023

Tittering

To loiter around the breasts. Physically or optically.

Guy1: "John has had a little too much to drink already and going to get slapped again."
Guy2: "He had one drink, what's he doing?"
Guy1: "He's tittering the girl he's trying to hit on."

by Ogles April 21, 2010