Twatting

To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.

Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!

by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006

twat

1) Pussy
2) A great word to shout when inebriated
3) Another word for what

1) I stuck it in her twat.
2) "TWAT"
3) Twat did you say, I cunt hear you? Tits alright, bare-ass me again! Eh, we'll finger it out later.

by Chode March 27, 2005

twatted

beaten to a messy pulp

Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead

by leeny burghers April 14, 2003

TWATS

The acronym for the exclusive "Trump Will Always Triumph Society"

Our unwavering support for Trump, firm belief that he is a stable genius, and will Make America Great Again is a foundational tenet for all of us TWATS.

by Sidney's natural resources July 21, 2018

Twat

One of the meanings is a Womens Vagina.

"Twat!"
"Well my mum says i am what i eat"

by Laurel xoxo February 14, 2008

TWAT

A soft place for guy to stick there penis & fingers or a girl to stick her fingers otherwise known as a pussy or vagina.

Chad : Oh baby why don't you spread that TWAT so I can pleasure you with my creamy cum!
Kiersten : Wow I just love your cum it makes me feel all warm & gooey inside!
Chad : And I love the feel of your TWAT wrapped around my cock!
Kiersten : Damn I so wet!

by SlopNChop January 28, 2017

twat

1) Slang term for the female vagina.
2) An inept person.
3) ne 1 who spelz lk dis. r u 1??? u no who u r.

Is it in your twat yet? That's your taint?
Look at that silly twat.
r ne u twats on aol 2?

by Wigga May 9, 2003