Twatapuss

Twat-a-puss, Is a person named Jamee. Usually a female but can be a Male named Jeff. It will be annoying and nag you constantly.

Why are Jamee and Jeff are being twatapuss ?

by My names JEFF42 July 16, 2018

Twatapotamus

Someone who doesn't share their weed

Cory is a twatapotamus

by TPJ22 March 1, 2019

twatfap

To masturbate the vagina, usually by oneself.
From "twat", meaning vagina, and "fap", meaning masturbate. It literally means "Masturbate the vagina".

I had a twatfap yesterday.

by Dinosaur_Weirdo June 12, 2016

twatcake

anyone being a vag pie a gaywad a fucktard or something of that sort

wow dood you're a fucking twatcake

by lisakay October 29, 2005

twatcandle

an ornate, flammable, fallic shaped instrument used for generating orgasms.

wow, what a massive twatcandle

by Harry November 24, 2003

twataphyliac

A man or a woman who has an insatiable obsession for female genitalia.

A twataphyliac is someone who has a desire to look at, enjoy, and pleasure a woman's twat.

by Zummy April 19, 2011

Twatclap

The resulting acoustics created when two swollen and moist ladybits forcefully and passionately collide during "scissor sister" encounters.

Mate, I didn't get a wink of sleep last night, the russian girls in the room next door were twatclapping all night long! Sounded like a one-man round of applause!

by Sickilda June 20, 2011