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twat swat

The act of smacking a woman on the vagina.
Just to make sure that Virginia was paying attention, I occasionally give her a twat swat.
by hughmonger October 30, 2003
mugGet the twat swatmug.

twat swat

she is being such a twat swatter.
by TDIX January 26, 2010
mugGet the twat swatmug.

midget twat swat

when a midget tries to grab your vagina
the girl screamed when she seen the midget twat swat walking to her trying to grab her vagina
by idkone August 4, 2011
mugGet the midget twat swatmug.

swat twat

Swat Twat Proper Noun

As most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?

A Swat Twat is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.

I don’t know about your state, but here in California they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. Think of that Beach boys song ~~ ‘Two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.

at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, Swat Twat don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.

I call it how I see it

AR Laurenzano Nipomo California
Chris - “Bro I saw all those cops over at your place, what up bro..???”

Tony- “Dude my girl went Swat Twat on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… That was insane; Im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…Fu…. Just keep saying bitch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”
by Segwave April 18, 2017
mugGet the swat twatmug.

Twat swat

A female interrupting another female from getting dick
Yall men can cock block us females can twat swat
by Dwizzlle August 7, 2023
mugGet the Twat swatmug.

Twat Swat

Jen twat swated me again by flaunting her tits in front of the guy I was talking to.
by Jarrell mafiosos June 30, 2018
mugGet the Twat Swatmug.

Twat Swat

When engaging in sexual acts, the partner pats, slaps, or "swats" the females pussy in a rapid, repetitive manner in order to arouse the female.
Once I gave her a few Twat Swats, she was hornier than a peacock.
by AmericanBadass January 23, 2013
mugGet the Twat Swatmug.

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