twankies

How black people say "twinkies", a fat person's favourite food.
"Yo gimme dem twankies!"

"You mean twinkies?"

"Dats wat I said."

"No, YOU said twankies."

"Same damn thing."
by TimKretschmer July 30, 2009
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In the north of England (UK) they sometimes describe someone (or something) as a bit "twanky", "twankie", or even "old-lady" if they are not so quick or clever, especially when it comes to use of technology.

i.e. someone who isn't able to use a mobile-phone, or a DVD player might be called a twanky. If it's the device that's at fault, e.g. an old out-dated phone, then it would be the device/phone that would be twanky and not the person using it.

I don't know where this colloquialism originates - perhaps it's a reference to Widow Twanky.

The best way of describing it would be to say that you can use 'twanky' anywhere where you might say instead "my granny could do better".
I'm having a twanky moment.
S/he's a bit twanky.
It's very old, twanky technology.
by Rebecca Harrop July 20, 2006
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My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!

My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!

My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!

My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!

by squeezy October 11, 2005
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Wow. I really did never know that the word "twanky" was ever used by anyone except us. The truth behind the word is that really, it is derived from "p'twankyho", a way of expressing one's feelings. Twanky has similar meaning, but is used to express slightly different emotion.
"oooooooh, twanky."
"yes."
by Cup-Sellithaine February 04, 2005
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twankie

A single hubcap. Add -s for more than one hubcap. Specifically, chrome hubcaps on a crummy car.
Check out the twankies on that Taurus, guv'nr.
by goochmaster March 18, 2004
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Twanky Wat

Someone who is a wanker but managed to achieve the rank of twat
by Ninetailedfox September 21, 2016
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If im not mistaken...it means two pounds of drugs...i dunno
by Ninj4 October 14, 2003
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