Ass Hello

Greeting someone ass first by pressing the fleshy area of the buttocks against the greetee's body. Used as an alternative to the more common handshake.

I was so excited to see Michael I gave him a big ass hello

by goochmaster December 24, 2003

twankie

A single hubcap. Add -s for more than one hubcap. Specifically, chrome hubcaps on a crummy car.

Check out the twankies on that Taurus, guv'nr.

by goochmaster March 18, 2004