Definitions by goochmaster

twankie

A single hubcap. Add -s for more than one hubcap. Specifically, chrome hubcaps on a crummy car.

Check out the twankies on that Taurus, guv'nr.

twankie by goochmaster March 17, 2004

Ass Hello 

Greeting someone ass first by pressing the fleshy area of the buttocks against the greetee's body. Used as an alternative to the more common handshake.

I was so excited to see Michael I gave him a big ass hello

Ass Hello by goochmaster December 24, 2003