Tufted Titmouse

To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.

Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?

Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.

by Golden Pack January 14, 2010

Trusted

When you believe in the reliability, truth, ability, or strength of.

"I should of never trusted him."

by Opposite Day December 15, 2017

tufted

Overly strechted or prolapsed spinchter from excessive anal intrusion

I yanked out the butt plug to flower his tufted ring peice

by Milwallboy February 13, 2015

Tisted

Like being pissed off, but not enough to actually be (a little bit pissed off).

Jack: Yo Finn did you say that girl is tisted?
Finn: No jack, i said she was autistic...
(this is true and i mean no hate to people with autism bc i actually have autism too kthxbai)

by TGGTheGaminGoat November 20, 2019

Trusted Glock

Aye! Yuh! AYE! YUH!

Slump me slump god. Bahdbhabee

-Trusted Glock 2017

by Dat boiiii February 11, 2018

Tested the battery

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.

When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.

by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006

Tasted

being intoxicated and under the influence

at the party I got tasted.

I need a taste aka I need a drink

by Potsuckah December 31, 2017