Crazy Turkey

When your having sex, and the girl moans, but instead of a regular moan she gobbles likes a turkey.

You've gotten the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed!

by Bethtojatjar December 13, 2014

Turkey Jello

A sagging double chin that sags like jello and in which resembles a turkey's gobbler. A trait commonly found amongst middle age female Math teachers.

"When my teacher shook her head, her turkey jello flapped everywhere. It almost hit my face!"

by Sacktavious June 7, 2007

Catching the Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you. (Having sex)

Michael was catching the wild turkey over at Lindsey's the other night.

by Cobainified December 13, 2014

turkey tax

Consumption tax. If, on Thanksgiving Day, one decides to consume a second helping of turkey, one must first take a one (1) ounce shot of Wild Turkey bourbon prior to said second helping.

Hot Scott, who is too pretty to be hipster, was extremely thankful last November and decided he wanted a second plate of Thanksgiving turkey. Mike disallowed Hot Scott's second helping until he paid the Turkey Tax. Hot Scott had a wicked buzz for the rest of dinner.

by Champions win November 28, 2013

turkey throat

A word to describe an empty ball sack.

Bob "I heard you got hit in the balls with a baseball."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."

by Dr. Balls1234 April 11, 2014

Turkey tank

A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.

Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?

Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019

Fully Turged

When one's penis receives maximum blood flow resulting in separation from the sack

I was on the Japanese metro bus yesterday, and this girl's tight little butt kept rubbing up against my dong and got me fully turged

During a middle school presentation, my phone vibrated in my pocket, resulting in a fully turged wang. Luckily, I hit a waistband tuck, and saved myself some embarrassment.

by singleguy69 March 11, 2013