butt-turrets

A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable urges to smack/grab/pinch or otherwise interact with butts.

He was quite offended that I pinched his ass until I calmly explained I had butt-turrets.

by Boo-boo Kitty Fuck December 21, 2009

Corporate turrets

When someone sticks their foot in their mouth in a corporate setting/meeting.

Manager A says "The xyz sales contest is not worth the paper it is written on." Not realizing the current CEO sitting in the room got promoted on that idea. "I can't believe I said that, I have corporate turrets."

by JS63 December 9, 2010

Halo Turrets

The constent cussing of a person that is being owned on Halo.

(Loud Scream from dying master cheif)

bob: that fucking fucker just shot the fuck out of me.
What hell did that fucking piece of shit come from.

jim: Dude she shot you with a plasma pistol. Quit with the Halo Turrets

bob: WTF!! NO Fucking way!

by Anime King99 May 13, 2008

nigger turrets

(noun) When your white friend cant stop saying nigger around their black friend. ie your white friend trying to fit in

Jim: Yo my friends got Nigger Turrets.

by cuckymcfucky January 19, 2018

Turbulence Turrets

The inability to control the swear words that fly out of your mouth when the plane you are riding in hits a nasty air pocket.

I was quietly enjoying my flight when the plane jerked and tossed me up in the air and F-Me came loudly out of my mouth much to the chagrin of the passengers around me. That is how turbulence turrets came to be.

by Big E Mc October 22, 2012

football turrets

The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.

Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.

by Tvland3458 April 3, 2016

texting turrets

the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN

Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"

by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010