Reflexes Turrets

A disorder where the infected person is usually clumsy, yet has brief moments of superstar hand-eye coordination.

Regular person: "Dude, how'd you catch that apple? That was insane!"

Infected person: "Man, I don't know. I must have Reflexes Turrets or something."

by Strongbad1441 February 24, 2008

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Bitch Turrets

When a woman can not control her mouth in relation to her emotions.

My wife developed Bitch Turrets when she found out I was banging her sister.

by The MobDeschool April 15, 2009

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Comidic Turrets

When you have the gift of uncontrollabe humor. It just comes and you say it out loud no matter who cares.

Where do you come up with that funny shit?? I don't have a clue, I guess it is from my Pop. It just comes to me and without thinking I blert it out... It's got me in trouble more then once before. I think it must be a form of comidic turrets.

by CPO BOATS March 8, 2010

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texting turrets

Random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.

He brings out my texting turrets.

by Jayz'sgrrl June 24, 2011

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butt-turrets

A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable urges to smack/grab/pinch or otherwise interact with butts.

He was quite offended that I pinched his ass until I calmly explained I had butt-turrets.

by Boo-boo Kitty Fuck December 21, 2009

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turrets

exclamation typically shouted immediately after killing an opponent from a gun turret on Halo 2

maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
daftkill: aw fuuuuuck!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
TTOMO: aw sheeeyit!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
luckyelbow: damn you mrs. butterworth!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!

by TuRReTs! July 31, 2005

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