How the turntables

A famous misquote by michael scott, describing instant karma.

"Well, well, well... How the turntables have . . . turned''

by lildudefly February 18, 2019

Turdtablist

The opposite of a turntablist. Referring to DJ's or Producers who have no mixing skills, or produce underground music that is most fitting for tweens. The most famous turdtablist is David Guetta, who is making songs with any pop star who has a free afternoon off.

"I hope this club is good, the last one had a turdtablist playing all night long."

"At least David Guetta is keeping it real, he is a true turdtablist."

by Pill Collins February 8, 2010

Turntables

noun - When a male is giving anal to a female while she is sitting on top of him. The male then grasps her firmly by the ass cheeks and spins her around his erect penis.

Guy #1 - Yo, so me and my gf were totally spinning turntables last night.
Guy #2 - Yeee son, you hit that ass!
Guy #3- Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' errywhere!

by KuhwallaKanoopi May 1, 2010

Turntability

Being able to turn up. Having the ability to turn up.

Ye boii, Amy's party finna be LIT.

Yeah, turntability.

by Turtapintheback December 12, 2016

Team Turntables

The best Twitter group made by the best Twitter friend, RqinbowDerp!

Team Turntables is the best, keep it growing Derp!

by Red Strike November 16, 2020

How the turntables have turned

“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z

Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards

by FeatherinThemJeans October 12, 2021

Oh how the turntables

A kind of slang or millenial way to say "Oh, how the tables have turned".

Person 1: Did you see that movie?
Person 2: Oh how the turntables near the ending.

by SHSLultimateSimp02 January 13, 2021