Tampa Turntable

to place human feces on a plate and microwave it until it explodes.

"Don't make that popcorn, can't you smell that I just did a Tampa Turntable?"

by TBagginTballs May 1, 2009

malaysian turntable

(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.

Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."

by DefinitionWarz October 3, 2006

organic turntable

Slang term for female sexual organs. When a female masturbates it looks like she is spinning a turn table, except this time it's organic. From Dane Cook

w00t! I was walking upstairs to dictblock my friend and walked in on his 1337 spinning her organic turntable!

by di6 December 9, 2007

hungarian turntable

tie the chick to a wheel of fortune and make her spin around til she passes out. after she passes out u untie her and and put her on a bed of nails. while on the bed of nails u tit fuck her until u cum on her neck and chin then u flick each of her eyes til she wakes up. then u teach her how to say boner in chinese while u smack her with a pancake

hungarian turntable is amelia randall and matt minott and john greco

by amelia randall July 30, 2008

Nebraska Turntable

A Nebraska Turntable is where one defecates into another's mouth, and then the individual with the excrement in their mouth performs oral sex on the defecater.

My breath still stinks from that Nebraska Turntable last night.

by UrbanKingdom April 4, 2011

Danish Turntable

A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.

She totally failed at the Danish Turntable! She thought it was cherry, so we had to do it again!

by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022

Orphan Turntable

A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.

Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”

by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024