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turning tricks

What a prostitute does, selling sex for money or drugs. The trick is the job, where a john pays for sex.
Where's Lane?
Down on Clay St. turning tricks again.
by Mercury1 October 16, 2005
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turning lane

The lane you turn in, which gives you a brief few seconds to show off to everyone your 84's, candy paint, or obnoxiously loud music or any other accessories you may have outside of your vehichle, or possibly inside if you have an invisible top. Or you may want to show off your invisible set and princess cut in the turning lane, who knows?
Your dane is giving me brain in the turning lane!
by kh2dotnet May 23, 2005
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Turning Stone

The worst casino on Earth, located in Verona, NY. The payouts are god-awful, they don't serve alcohol, and you could drop $1,000 there and not get comp'd a sandwich. However it's proximity to Albany, Syracuse and Rochester keeps it full, despite the fact that everyone knows going there is a bad idea.
Londoncatfish: "Wanna go to Turning Stone?"
Wood: "Let's just burn our money and buy hotdogs instead"
by kraka December 8, 2006
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slipping in the turning lane

To get car jacked in the far right lane at an intersection because you stopped instead of rolling through and making the right turn. This term was made infamous in Texas. Mainly in the Houston, Dallas, and Port Arthur areas. Car jackers set up and hide at intersections waiting for a vehicle of there liking to roll through. If it stops and is in the turning lane, car jackers ambush the vehicle, get in and make the right for the previous driver never to be seen again. Car jackers who do this, have no shortage of victims in Texas. Many people in Texas have slabs and/or customized, flashy vehicles and one of the ways they show them off is by moving slow or stopping in the turning lane near intersections.
When your in Texas, don't EVER get caught slipping in the turning lane.
by Iceman929 March 3, 2008
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Turing-like

Any shitty programming language with no practical purpose. Usually slow and cumbersome, and with a quirks that no other programming language has/should have.

Named after the educational programming language from Holtsoft.
"FUCK! The York University assembly language is a Turing-like!"
by Turing_Tyrant May 15, 2014
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turlingdrome.

Yet another classic word from the genius of Douglas Adams (read the books if you haven't already). "Turlingdrome" is a word known throughout the Galaxy as a grave insult, equalling the insulting insultiveness of such words as "swut" and "joojooflop." Thankfully, however, it doesn't even come CLOSE to that deadliest of all words: "Belgium."
Enlightened HG2G Reader: "See that guy over there? He's never even picked up the Hitchhiker's Guide, the turlingdrome. He probably doesn't even have a towel."

Random Unenlightened Non-HG2G Reader: "Er, pardon me, but what the hell did you just say?"
by A whelk July 8, 2006
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turning japanese

Masterbation. Refers to the look that some men get on their face at the time of climax.
Guys sometimes turn japanese when they watch pornos.
by Chris Paladino March 19, 2003
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