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Tarkus

1.) a piece of music by Emerson, Lake and Palmer, or the album on which that musical piece first appeared 2.) a mechanical beast resembling a cross between a tank and armadillo 3.) the most awesome/beautiful/powerful thing ever
1.) I love listening to Tarkus, it's the greatest song ever. 2.) That Tarkus is gonna blow up Cuba. 3.) Man, that chick looks so Tarkus
by Tarkusman January 8, 2009
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Turkish Takeoff

A way to leave a party - pulling a fire alarm and leaving with a stranger. As popularized by the TV show Letterkenny.
Damn, how are we going to bail on this lame party? French exit? Nah, Turkish Takeoff!
by I.scream.for.indies November 27, 2018
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Turkistry

The act of behaving like a turkey or incompetent novice.
It was pure turkistry when those incompetent plumbers flooded my basement.
by Coldstyle October 25, 2020
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Turkish Battleship

Something that doesn't exist or something that should not exist. Example:
"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
by Thriko Thrikoian June 11, 2018
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Turkish Hair Sniff

A sexually motivated form of arousal of the native turkish male. The unsuspecting female is approached by the turk who carefully runs her hair across the palm of his hand while sniffing it with intent. Made famous on the shores of Kinsale.
Got busy with the turkish hair sniff last night
by Rob the Turk May 5, 2009
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Turkastrophe

When something goes horribly wrong with the turkey for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.
Your Dad says "Just look after the bird and I'll do everything else" and you forget to take it out of the freezer to thaw in time. Stores are all closed. Oh the turkastrophe!

Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!
by LindseyJay December 25, 2009
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Turkish women

The women who are Turkish. I will talk about the ones that live in Turkey. (There are 7 Turkish republics in the world.)

Since they were little girls, they were raised to be great mums and wives. It's in their culture. They are selfless, loving, compassionate. Comparing to other women in the world, they are AWESOME cooks and they don't even know they are.

Modern Turkish women don't cover their hair. They're muslim but usually not practising. They look nothing like Arab women. More like ligher skinned- Persians.

They are usually brunettes and HOT ones. They usually have dark wavy hair and light skins and deep dark eyes. They tend to have really small hands and feet. They're usually shorter than European women. Their height average is 5 feet 3. And most of them have curvy bodies.

They have the typical Mediterranean body shape: medium breasts, thin waists and well-rounded asses.

They care about their personal hygiene a LOT. I've lived in Turkey for 8 years and I never met a single girl who didn't smell delicious. They take good care of their hair.

Most of the Turkish girls are extremely possesive and jealous. And they love possesive macho men.

When they love somebody, they let him do anything to her. (not talking about sex, but, yeah that too.) They focus their lifes to the one they love and they usually don't cheat or even flirt with other men.
Man, how come all these Turkish women are this hot?
by jaydendylan September 21, 2011
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