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turkeybasted

similar to lambasted but this must be performed by a cripple... completly torn apart by a cripple
dude even thou that guy only has one leg he comlpetly turkeybasted you
by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003
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Turkeystanding

Turkeystanding: A word for the many misunderstandings one experiences in conversation immediately following the consumption of the traditional Thanksgiving Dinner!
Our after Thanksgiving Dinner conversation was inundated with turkeystandings of every sort. None of us could figure out what the others were talking about!
by Patty D. December 26, 2007
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TurkeyCrow

A person that snores in the dead of night just to wake up others and cause others to become extremely irate. These people are known for their sassiness, and elaborate explanations for things.
That bastard is a total turkeycrow who likes to piss me off by snoring all night.
by Sterlin666 January 1, 2010
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Turkeyah

Turkeyah is an amazing person. you can easily get lost in her eyes and feel home.

Friendship is one of the most important things for her even if something is wrong with her best friends she is always there or is worried.
you can share anything you want to share with her. she can keep secrets. also, she can express her opinion infront of anyone. she is open-minded. she's really pretty. she gets what she wants. she can be a good friend and a shoulder to cry on. she is very intelligent. she has long dark brown hair. anyone can fall for Turkeyah easily
I love Turkeyah.
by Eighth__ November 29, 2020
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Turkeybaste

When a woman takes in the bodily fluids of one man, with the intention of later depositing said bodily fluids on, or inside, another man.
Dave: Hey did you and Adam hook up?
Me: Yeah, then I turkeybasted Joe last night.
Dave: You dirty slut. That's turkey based.
by Dr. Hot Tub August 3, 2021
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Turkeybasting

when your dick is too small to have sex but you wanna have a kid, so you jack off in your hand suck it up with the turkey baster and insert it into your girlfriend/wife
Sorry hunny my cock is to small to creampie, so we’ll have to start turkeybasting
by bumfukegypt June 26, 2022
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turkeygaggle

(noun) A joint stag do and hen do.
Both bride and groom partake in a party together.
Our turkeygaggle is next weekend.
by momoka03 October 21, 2023
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