Turdicken

Turdicken is a chicken breast wrapped in a split open bull penis stuffed into a turkey and baked. Often served at Seder as well as Ramadan and Christmas. It is also the main course at the White House Thanksgiving feast.

"Grandma made Turdicken for Christmas dinner!"
"I often enjoy a nice Turdicken sandwich."

by AndrewVandersmith March 26, 2010

Turdsicle

People that just act like there the sh*it so there called turdsicle

*thats y u suck*
What a turdsicle

by That turd over there July 7, 2018

Turdsicle

People who r silly and thinks there the sh*it

Aye quit acting like a turdsicle ur getting on my nerves u think ur the shit and ur silly

by That turd over there July 7, 2018

Fudgy turd sickle

That little bit of poop stuck going down the toilet that your to lazy to clean so it lives there forever now

"My fudgy turd sickle is so big now, but I'm way too lazy to scrub it.... His names Jerry"

by Urban stalker 😏 June 10, 2023

trisickle

A "step up" from da classic harvesting-tool dat da "Grim Reaper" usually carries, this device combines the design of his trident with narrow semicircular blades for more efficient/prolific crop-felling.

We already had it bad enough when that clueless "devil" Obomba was president, but now that we've got "The Donald" in power, he's coming at us with a bleepin' trisickle!

by QuacksO May 26, 2019

Turdicle

A rare formation mid movement when defecating a loose stool outdoors in subzero conditions.

Gerry rose suddenly and ran for the outdoors, making it safely to relieve himself in the nearby snow drift, only to sustain injury from his own turdicle as his otherwise well aimed jet froze near immediately upon release to spike him where he squatted.

by Furnace-Wibble April 23, 2023