Turdament

When you walk into a public restroom and all the stalls are occupied.

When you walk into a public restroom and all the stalls are occupied. "Damn dude, There must be a TURDament going on!"

by vegasRedDevil April 18, 2017

Tardment

A portmanteau or combination of words, created to mean a retarded or unintelligible statement. Retarded+statement = tardment.

"You keep making tardments like that David, your girlfriend is going to think you have some kind of mental disorder."

"Shut up! I can't help it if I sound stupid sometimes."

by Shinobi_girl13 August 29, 2012

turdmendous

Used to describe the underwhelming or something that just sucks in general.

I hate work! This place is turdmendous!

by anonymous April 1, 2021

turbocentric piss

when you piss extremely hard with perfect aim

"dude i just took a fat turbocentric piss"

by PeeZus420 October 9, 2021

turnament

A mass-meeting of wheeled-conveyance operators who compete to see who can steer around curves da most skillfully.

Matt Wetzel and his crew have built a huge tow truck --- dubbed "the world's largest off-road wrecker" --- wif four-wheel steering, so perhaps he might be da winner of a turnament.

by QuacksO March 15, 2023