turd monger

1. An eater of shyst
2. Also known as the asshole in a card game.

1. That guy is meng, he's a turd monger
2. Meng Huo: JP, why are you always the turd monger? You suck!
JP: You sunk my battleship.

by Meng September 1, 2004

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Turdfinger

Someone who whenever they get involved with anything it turns to shit

"Windy is a Turdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist"

by Weallhatetugger March 12, 2009

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Turd Monger • Turdmongler • turdminer • turdboner • Turdfinger • turdmonster • Turdongler • Turdwonker

A Turd Monger is a member of the human species that relies on the lowest common denominator known to humanity, the 'Turd' for survival.

The Turd Monger proceeds to hypothesise that other people will barter\trade\sell\purchase his Turds. He namely defines himself as a mongerer. Yes a mongerer of Turds.

It is commonly believed that the first known Turd Mongerer was Judas Iscariot a follower of the christ that was mislead through his personal hypothesis on the value of his own Turds, based on these ground the Messiah was forced to oust him from possession within the heavenly kingdom.

1. Andrew was mongered for a turd and now he is the chief Turd mongerer for the west coast BBD posse!

2. Yo are you trying to monger me a Turd Fool?

3. Don't talk about my mother that was fool!

by Brown Edition August 12, 2007

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Turd monger

The term turd monger is to be used only when someone is being a right old Nazi fishmonger, but they are to fragile to take it like a man, so you can use turd monger as a slightly softer insult to avoid the certain death of your enemy.

Go jump off a duck you turd monger!
He is a right old turd munger isn't he.

by Lodthegermansausageguy April 2, 2017

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