Turdpercy

A bit of an idiot. First seen in the Top Gear Book, and used ever since.

That guy is such a turdpercy!

by mackworf May 14, 2009

turdberg

A floating piece of human feces, with a density such that 8/9 of its volume is submerged underwater.

Mom: "Did lil' Parker go?"
Dad: "Yeah, there are like three turdbergs in here."

by DOOOD December 26, 2005

Turder

When someone has had a major accident in the toilet.

"There's been a TURDER!" This must be said in a broad Scottish accent.

by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

Turdberg

When ones poop piles up to the point it sticks out above the toilet water like an iceberg made of poop.

After taking a dump, husband yells out to his wife
"Honey, come check out this turdberg before I flush."

by Ipoopalot November 19, 2012

Turdery 101

When you do something that is below or a regression from your current standing which makes you look like an asshole or better yet a "butthole" and puts you in a negative light with anyone that knows you!

Hey, Did you hear about Tristan's fantasy league. That was turdery 101. What a fag!!!

by Drwhodat September 20, 2016

Turdmerc

A person who was hired to rape a dude's butt.

I heard he got taken by a turdmerc at the party.

by Moustache Squeege June 21, 2016

Turdery

Turdery- general poor or naughty behaviour.

He was was late for work again, must have been getting up to some Turdery last night.

by AbsoluteWordsmith85 April 2, 2022