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tardal wave

A wave or mob of retarded people. For the purpose of this definition, a retarded person is a person lacking worldly knowledge or common sense.
"Come on, Bill, Honors Lang is over... the tardal wave is coming."
by Emily and the Anti-Rap Pig April 18, 2008
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Ninja Turdle

A turd that slips silently into the water.
I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.
by Baindawg December 4, 2012
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turdalicious

a word used to discribe an extra nasty looking object or thing.
you are looking extra turdalicious.
by susiekins July 8, 2007
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turdage

The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.
by RSyourself December 30, 2013
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Turdlationship

1. Turd and Turdette came to the agreement that they are not boyfriend or girlfriend even though they have been with each other over a year together including traveled to another state alone and sleeping in the same bed.
2. Turdette offered herself as a birthday gift to Turd on his birthday and still clings to the idea and tells people that she has never had sexual intercourse.
3. Turdette is always being oppressed by Turd, Turdette obeys and complies with every command given by Turd.
Turdlationship:

If Turd is having sexual intercourse with another woman in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just dancing very close to one another.

If Turd is kissing multiple women during a drunken party in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just talking passionately about their relationship.
by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
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turnal

To be clueless or in the dark. Typically used to degrade the other persons self esteem when they are already down in the dumps.
"Hey, look at that guy! That turnal forgot to bring his lunch money today. Oh wait, his parents are poor? That sucks. I bet they are turnals too!! Point and laugh at him!"
by seastyle November 11, 2009
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turdamaloo

A collectible item that one owns or wishes to buy, but which does not quite fit in with the main theme of your collection. Something you really like but which is not quite in line with your usual tastes.
"I have the full series of 1970s Britains Deetail toy soldiers, plus a few extra turdamaloos from the 1960s Britains Swoppets range that I picked up on eBay."
by hampollo December 5, 2011
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