turd nuggets

noun

a piece of poo resembling a chicken nugget. May have qualities of both poo and chicken nugget

Wow man, do you see those turd nuggets on the lawn? woah that animal must have ae a lot of chicken!

by j.k.l. June 11, 2006

turd nuggets

Literal or figurative pieces of excrement presented to a lover to irrevocably communicate the end of a relationship. The nuggeter leaves turd nuggets in the nuggetee's toilet to communicate the breakup rather than using traditional means such as text messages and Post-It notes. Figuratively, turd nuggets can refer to any improper, embarrassing or foul act that unmistakably signals the end of romantic interest.

K: "Are you still seeing Whats-his-face from Boston?"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"

by owningThis February 8, 2010

tardnugget

Someone who has the mental capacity equivalent to that of a chicken nugget; a very stupid person.

-Yo, my girlfriend thought the national capital was America City.
-I told you she was a tardnugget.

by AriBoBari March 14, 2011

turdnugget

A small piece of poop no bigger than the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget. Usually comes after the main turd of the session and is also referred to as "the straggler".

Man, I just had like 5 turdnuggets come out. That is a new record I think.

by KurtMaGurt February 13, 2010

Turdnugget

A person that is smaller than you and really annoying. They usually get pissed when you slightly offend them or over something stupid. This can also be a person that doesn't care about what you're saying because they're waiting for you to stop talking so they can say something.

That midget Todd just got pissed cause I deleted his Fortnite account. What a turdnugget.

by memecp June 5, 2020

Turdnugget

A kid named talon with blonde hair / a turd nugget is a kid named talon

a mcdonalds chicken nuggett made of poop a turdnugget is a piece of poop no bigger that the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget

by pooperbuttholfartso August 20, 2018

turdnugge

When you forgot the t in turdnugget.

(idk how to use turdnugge just make ur own definitionif u want)

by anonymous April 24, 2022