Tompkins

The act of ejaculating into somebodys hair and having it freeze.

Mark totally just gave that chick a tompkins.

by Wholeden February 19, 2007

Double Thumpkin

When you stick your thumb in the bumm and the love hole and alternate in and out in and out in and out as fast as you can making a noise like "nenenenene"

Tole threw trash out of the car when I told her not to so I gave her a double thumpkin.

by |fn|Gravyfury December 30, 2007

Muddy Thumpkin

The act of jamming both your thumbs up a someones anus and proceeding to twiddle them around like you are using a game controller.

Person 1: Hey man are you still with your girl?
Person 2: Nah man she broke up with me after I gave her the ole Muddy Thumpkin

by xXPoonMonsoon69Xx June 3, 2016

twumpkin

The unprecedented act of tweeting, while receiving fellatio, while defecating. A portmanteau of "tweeting" and "blumpkin." Coined and first performed by Tim Beall.

Tim: "Dude, I just tweeted while I got a blumpkin!"
Mikey: "That's fucking epic!"
Tim: "Yes, it is. I call it... THE TWUMPKIN!"

by PepperidgeFarm May 29, 2011

Trumpkin

Trumpkin: A supporter of Donald Trump. Origin: Trump + bumpkin.

Many Christian evangelicals are trumpkins.

by Rascalkr June 4, 2018

Double Thumpkin

Placing the right thumb in the vagina, and the left thumb in the butthole.

My wife moaned and groaned as I gave her a no-lube double thumpkin.

by SlimGravy January 16, 2019

tampkin

A blend between a tampon and a feminine napkin. Its a pad with a piece of cloth jutting from the center of the pad. You put the pad on like you normally would, and then sit on the tampon part.

Lisa: hey have you tried a tampkin?
Jamie: no i haven't?
Lisa: well its super convenient and fits up your crotch so nicely!!
Jamie: well give me one of those tampkins i need to try one!
Lisa: GREAT!!! here you go!

by GHEY! April 14, 2008