tampkin

A blend between a tampon and a feminine napkin. Its a pad with a piece of cloth jutting from the center of the pad. You put the pad on like you normally would, and then sit on the tampon part.

Lisa: hey have you tried a tampkin?
Jamie: no i haven't?
Lisa: well its super convenient and fits up your crotch so nicely!!
Jamie: well give me one of those tampkins i need to try one!
Lisa: GREAT!!! here you go!

by GHEY! April 14, 2008

Tampinco Toke

1. (Verb) A rare and arcane method of ritual cocksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude homosexuals, or "dumplings" as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking one cock whilst the opposing "dumpling" buttfucks the Tampinco Toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the Tampinco Toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing cocks in the sequence, and repeats. This is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the Tampinco Toker's sullen mouth (swallowing is the Tampinco Toker's way) or well-worn asshole.

2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."

"Hey, Odin, you want to go grab some lunch?"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"

by Dawnn Keekong November 29, 2012

Tampinco

1. (verb) the act of plunging the tongue deep into a man's asshole and then trying to bust rhymes and/or rap; 2. (as noun) short, cross-dressing male with no confidence and a micro-penis.; 3) asshole

"I didn't know that he was gay until I walked in on him pulling a Tampinco on Jim!!!"
"Well, were the rhymes dope at least?!?"
"No...they were shitty"

by Jaguilera May 20, 2010

Tampin' Campin

Waiting for a girls period to be over so you can commit sexual acts.

Waiting for Jenny's period to be over so we can do the horizontal Hula, I am getting tired of Tampin' Campin.

by DJDave6969 January 11, 2015

Tampin'

A Wenglish word for very angry with some thing/person.

She's becomer such a poser lately. Fuckin' tampin' I am.

by >pk< January 20, 2006

tamping

Mad, furious, steaming

I was tamping, Dave spilt my pint!

by Joshua H Armstrong August 20, 2004

trampkin

A discarded napkin already used by a bum/tramp/dero in McDonalds. For it to qualify as a trampkin, you have to use it to clean your hands or mouth by mistake (or on purpose).

That's not mine... it belonged to that bum who was sitting across the table. Gross, you just used a trampkin on your face!!

Jeez, Heidi, you let me use that stank trampkin without saying anything!

by dibasic January 1, 2012