tumbeasts

when too many people are logged on to tumblr and the website can't be connected to the user; the shittiest thing to happen to a tumblr addict;

I was trying to go on tumblr but they forgot to feed the tumbeasts again!

by coolgirlpin0yy324 March 15, 2011

hiyori tomoe

the most hottest and sexiest man in enstars

P1: omg did you see hiyori tomoe
P2: yes he is so hot

by 4cab September 6, 2022

tumorsyphilisitisosis

A rare fatal disease in which the afflicted grows pepperoni-like nipples all over their body.

My son is very sick. He has uh... tumorsyphilisitisosis.

Hmm... sounds sexy.

And look, he has nipples growing all over his body.

Those look like pepperoni...

by The Sheep January 26, 2005

tumbeasts

Tumbeasts are creatures found on tumblr. They roam the data centre and help run tumblr, though sadly they usually go un feed, which causes tumblr to crash. They are often irritating due to how much they come up.

tumblr tumbeasts

by devifromhell March 14, 2011

Tumourall

The name given to the tumour that grows on a testicle

I've been trying to grow my Tumourall so that I could win the contest this year

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

TuMoana

TuMoana is The sexy’s mf you know. He fucked your bitch and your mum. He also gets mad pussy. He acts sus but is extremely straight.

Watch out TuMoana is coming hide your bitch

by Sexymf2233 November 22, 2021

Curvy Couch Tumors

Fox & Friends morning anchors

just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.

by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019